Todd's Humor Archive By Author
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- Scott Penney
- Todd E Van Hoosear
- A little culture... (04/13/04)
- Detroit: Rules of Driving (04/13/04)
- More Darwin Awards (2003) (01/24/04)
- What, No Cranberries? (01/24/04)
- Santa's Reindeer (01/24/04)
- No Nursing Home For Me (01/24/04)
- The Fisherman (01/24/04)
- Words of Wisdom from American Business (01/24/04)
- And God Said Unto the World: Let There Be Coffee (12/12/03)
- New Barbie - just in time for Xmas (12/04/03)
- What, No Cranberries? (12/04/03)
- Bathroom Stall Etiquette (11/21/03)
- New Human Resources Programs (11/21/03)
- Getting In Touch With Your Needs (11/21/03)
- Escargot saves the day! (11/19/03)
- Letter of Complaint to ISP (long) (11/19/03)
- The Perfect Man (11/19/03)
- The Miracle of Toilet Paper (10/27/03)
- Andersen & Enron at the Movies (A Few Good Auditors) (10/27/03)
- Marriage in Heaven (10/27/03)
- Doctors Online (10/24/03)
- BowLingual Goes SMS (10/24/03)
- Ode to C (10/24/03)
- How to Keep a HEALTHY Level of Insanity! (10/24/03)
- The MAN CODE (10/24/03)
- EFFECT OF SOLAR BLAST ON TECH (10/24/03)
- Application for New Yankees Fans (Red Sox Form) (10/23/03)
- Analysis of Sheep (10/23/03)
- Science Humor: The Physics of Sheep (10/23/03)
- Sheriff's Log (offensive to Hoosiers--but not Hoosears) (10/23/03)
- Two old folks' jokes (10/23/03)
- Old Newlywed (10/23/03)
- Judge Raps Ruling (10/22/03)
- Conversation in a Highway Reststop (10/22/03)
- How to handle a speeding ticket (10/22/03)
- The Heavenly Food Battle (10/22/03)
- Why I Fired My Secretary (10/22/03)
- Bin Laden & The Genie (10/21/03)
- Memo: Company Picnic, Referral Opportunity (10/21/03)
- Dear Abby (10/21/03)
- Latest al-Quaeda Hunting Tactics (10/21/03)
- More Baseball Humor (10/19/03)
- Sox/Yankee Humor (10/19/03)
- Bush Orders Stop to Leaks, Says Unnamed Source... (10/19/03)
- A Knight's Tale (10/15/03)
- See? THIS is why I read Maxim... (10/15/03)
- Emergency Room Joke (Tasteless) (10/15/03)
- Three Geeks and a Car (10/15/03)
- Lost in Translation: The REAL First Page of the Bible (10/14/03)
- You might be from Boston when... (10/14/03)
- Application for a Night Out with the Boys (10/14/03)
- What a difference 30 years make... (10/14/03)
- MS-Word Documents Need Not Apply (10/14/03)
- Tech Support (10/13/03)
- Cowboy Logic, or A Wolf in Sheepskin Clothing (10/13/03)
- Bottom up Planning (10/13/03)
- Place of Balance (10/13/03)
- Brain Teaser (10/10/03)
- Embarrassing first date (10/10/03)
- Computer Science Educational Breakthrough (10/10/03)
- [alt.fan.douglas-adams] Re: BOYCOTT FRENCH PRODUCTS LIST INSIDE (10/10/03)
- AI Koans (10/10/03)
- The Seven Habits Of Highly Effective Self-Help Authors (10/10/03)
- 10 Times in History (10/10/03)
- How many Michigan college students does it take to change a light bulb? (10/10/03)
- Problem Solving Flowchart (10/10/03)
- Your starship captain might be... (10/10/03)
- Top Ten Excuses Of The Baseball Player Who Beat Up The Sausage (10/10/03)
- Official Politically Correct Terms for 1991 (10/10/03)
- Capitalist Hell vs Communist Hell (10/10/03)
- Ode to a Nighttime Visitor (10/10/03)
- Smeagolian Rhapsody (10/10/03)
- Oh, Lord, won't you find me a WMD? (10/10/03)
- Why we love kids (10/10/03)
- What sex are they? (10/10/03)
- The Lawyer and United Way (10/10/03)
- Social Security (10/10/03)
- Either/Or (10/10/03)
- Machine Room Operations (10/10/03)
- The State of Union Address Clinton Should Have Given (10/10/03)
- A Lift to Inverness (10/10/03)
- TQM from on high (10/10/03)
- The Complete Guide to Apartment Ad Deciphering (10/10/03)
- Mood Ring (10/10/03)
- What if Earth First! handicapped the NFL? (10/10/03)
- The Yiddishkeit Code (10/10/03)
- Dating Quiz (10/08/03)
- Murphy's Law, Rocket Sleds and the Darwin Awards (10/06/03)
- Evolution of a programmer (10/06/03)
- The Glass Perspective (10/06/03)
- Demographics (10/06/03)
- Life and a Can of Beer (10/06/03)
- Cash and dogs (04/21/03)
- Religion == Programming? (04/21/03)
- Urgent Business Proposal (04/21/03)
- http://www.welovetheiraqiinformationminister.com/ (fwd) (04/21/03)
- The UNIX Guru's View of Sex (04/09/03)
- Military Jargon Explained (04/09/03)
- A Warmonger Explains Iraq to a Peacenik (04/08/03)
- You know the world is going crazy when... (03/28/03)
- Spoiled Kids Today (03/27/03)
- Quantum physics tutorial (03/26/03)
- Why Men Lie (03/26/03)
- Canadian Apology to the U.S. (03/26/03)
- The Bill of Rights - Modernized (03/26/03)
- Things I Have Learned (03/24/03)
- From Hockeytown to Beantown (03/05/03)
- Hackers & Coffee (03/05/03)
- Attn: Grad Students in the Arts & Sciences (03/05/03)
- Great Life Insurance Spam (03/04/03)
- Funny, I don't recall seeing this on Fox News (03/03/03)
- Gastroenterologist (03/03/03)
- Bush on Tour (03/03/03)
- Detroit Lions 2003 Schedule (03/03/03)
- (no subject) (03/03/03)
- Baby Boomer Barbie (03/03/03)
- I love you, OBL, oh yes, I do... (03/03/03)
- Regional Sniping (02/25/03)
- It's Nice to be a Man! (06/22/01)
- Atlanta Humor (06/22/01)
- Idiots are Everywhere! (06/22/01)
- Archeologists (06/22/01)
- CenSuess 2000 (06/22/01)
- Millenium Bug Effects Major Web Site! (Not Really Funny) (01/06/00)
- MILLENIUM SALE!!! (01/05/00)
- Boston: Rules of Driving (07/20/98)
- Dear Abby: Microsoft in the Family (08/18/97)
- Knowledge Test (07/05/97)
- Tasteless: Death of a Loved One (07/05/97)
- The Cook, the Diner, the Waiter and his Spoon (07/05/97)
- Hey Masturbata! (07/05/97)
- You Know You're an E-mail Junkie When... (07/05/97)
- The Penis List (07/05/97)
- Winners of the Brainless Olympics! (07/05/97)
- "You Might Be a Redneck If..." (07/05/97)
- Children's Deep Thoughts (06/22/97)
- Prairie Dogs (06/20/97)
- Foreign Language Expressions, One Off (05/02/97)
- Vertically Challenged Red Riding Hood (03/16/97)
- Star Wars Lyrics (03/16/97)
- Unsuccessful Greeting Cards (03/16/97)
- The Hatpin Plan (03/16/97)
- A Letter from Barbie (03/16/97)
- (AOL) You have been on-line for... (03/16/97)
- Ladle (03/10/97)
- Geek-onics (03/10/97)
- My Attorney... (03/10/97)
- Dear IRS (03/10/97)
- Creation! (03/10/97)
- STRESS!!! (03/10/97)
- The Hotline (from the fidonet newsletter) (03/10/97)
- Billboard Confusion (03/10/97)
- Soviet vs. American Condom Propoganda (03/10/97)
- More Answering Machine Messages (03/10/97)
- Grade Change Form (03/10/97)
- The Lord's Prayer in Ebonics (03/09/97)
- Nerd Poetry (03/09/97)
- Heaven, Hell and a Fence (03/09/97)
- Top 10 Law Quotes that Sound Dirty (But Aren't) (03/09/97)
- GirlFriend 1.0 Update (03/09/97)
- Northern Living (03/09/97)
- Devil on a Black Shirt (03/09/97)
- Male Bashing (03/09/97)
- A Letter from a Back-Woods Mother to her Back-Woods Son (03/09/97)
- What the Professor Really Means (03/09/97)
- Top Ten Drug Using Cartoon Suspects (03/09/97)
- Getting your AOL refund (03/09/97)
- Chinese Year of the Ox and Checks (03/09/97)
- Lightbulb Jokes (03/09/97)
- Drug Dealer vs. Computer Geeks (03/09/97)
- History Of The Net, Unix and C (03/09/97)
- Zodiac Fart Calendar (03/09/97)
- Family Heritage of Jack Schitt (03/09/97)
- Very Short Books! (03/09/97)
- Saving Religions! (03/09/97)
- Graduate Life (03/09/97)
- Rejection (03/09/97)
- God Wins Sweepstakes? (03/09/97)
- Is Hell Endothermic or Exothermic? (03/09/97)
- New HTML Tag: <SUBLIMINAL> (03/09/97)
- 43 Rules that Women Should Follow (03/09/97)
- The Las Vegas Cabbie (03/09/97)
- 25 Rules for Women (03/09/97)
- Sysadmin Hints and Tips for Users (03/09/97)
- Redneck Computer Lingo (03/09/97)
- Clocks, the Juice, and Heaven (03/09/97)
- Hospital Cost Containment (03/09/97)
- 3 Bulls (03/09/97)
- A Kinder, Gentler, Editorial Policy (03/09/97)
- America Online Offline (03/09/97)
- Cyberwocky (03/09/97)
- Top 15 Potential Problems With Cloning Humans (03/09/97)
- If Architects Had to Work Like Programmers (03/09/97)
- The Importance Of Correct Punctuation (10/30/96)
- 85 Rules to be a MAN! (10/29/96)
- Bad Ways to Go! (10/29/96)
- Green Eggs & Hamlet (10/29/96)
- The Vowel Drop (10/22/96)
- Words Not Yet in the Dictionary (10/22/96)
- Cybersex (10/22/96)
- Are You Normal? (10/17/96)
- Oxymorons (10/04/96)
- 124 Reasons Why Cucumbers Are Better Than Men (10/03/96)
- 6 yr. old sexual harrasser (10/03/96)
- Eye Drops off Shelf and Other Headlines (10/03/96)
- Bill Gates: True Story (10/03/96)
- Man Page for Baby (10/03/96)
- Man Page for Condoms (10/03/96)
- Man Page for Date (10/03/96)
- "Everything I Need to Know, I Learned in Corporate America" (10/01/96)
- Fun with wildlife... (10/01/96)
- Computer Engineers and Managers (10/01/96)
- Husband and Childbirth Pain (09/30/96)
- How to Be Annoying! (09/23/96)
- Cold Canadian Winters (09/23/96)
- By the Numbers... (09/23/96)
- Chickens, Roads and Operating Systems (09/19/96)
- Application for Residency, State of Alabama (09/18/96)
- Microsoft Washes Hands In Innocence (09/17/96)
- The #s of The Beast (09/09/96)
- Things look different in Pidgin (09/09/96)
- Geekerata : UNIX analog of Max Ehrman's Desiderata (09/09/96)
- Like a Fish Out of Water (09/09/96)
- Mondays and Motorhomes (09/09/96)
- Driver's Education (09/04/96)
- When I Grow Up (Occupational Jokes) (09/04/96)
- The Best (Thesis) Defense? (09/04/96)
- Programmer Euphemisms for Death (09/04/96)
- Does Jordan make enough? (09/04/96)
- Miscellaneous Unproductive Time (09/04/96)
- Dear New BMW Owner (09/04/96)
- Rejected State Mottos (08/28/96)
- Football, Bird Seed and Thesis Writing (08/16/96)
- News of the Weird (08/16/96)
- Work vs. Prison (08/16/96)
- Bad Analogies (08/16/96)
- Reasons Dogs Don't Use Computers (08/07/96)
- MCI Letter (08/07/96)
- Wine Without Whining (08/07/96)
- Some Driving Exam Humor (08/07/96)
- Which Condom to Choose? (08/07/96)
- Dark Suckers (08/07/96)
- The O.J. Trial by Dr. Seuss (08/07/96)
- Whiskey! (08/07/96)
- Microsoft Support for Aircraft (08/07/96)
- Why Dogs are Better than Men... (07/18/96)
- CERT Advisory CA-96.13 - Alien/OS Vulnerability (07/13/96)
- Fortune Cookies (07/13/96)
- Top 10 Best (Worst) Ways to Kill Wesley Crusher (07/13/96)
- Is he a guy or a man? (07/12/96)
- An Engineer and a Programmer (07/08/96)
- Cup Holder??!! (07/07/96)
- Computer Humor... (07/07/96)
- National Condom Month Slogans (07/07/96)
- More (Not So) Scientific Wisdom of Children (07/07/96)
- Special High-Intensity Training (07/07/96)
- English-German Motoring Dictionary (07/07/96)
- Einstein had it wrong about god and dice... (fwd) (07/03/96)
- MPW C Error Messages (07/01/96)
- Seen recently on my newsreader... (07/01/96)
- Apple Caffeine Manager Released (07/01/96)
- Yakko's Internet (07/01/96)
- Da Night Before Christmas (07/01/96)
- Voodoo Dick (07/01/96)
- Humorous Telecommunication Dictionary (07/01/96)
- Seinfeld on... (07/01/96)
- Too Much Sex!! (07/01/96)
- You Just Might be a College Student... (07/01/96)
- Roadkill Cafe (07/01/96)
- The Best of The "True News Digest" (07/01/96)
- Dr. Seuss' Purity Test (07/01/96)
- Work vs. Prison (07/01/96)
- Gates: Heaven and Hell (07/01/96)
- Flame Form (07/01/96)
- English (07/01/96)
- V-Chip Humor (07/01/96)
- Top Ten -- 06/17/96 [Lawn Mower Humor] (07/01/96)
- Top Ten -- 06/13/96 [Russian Elections] (07/01/96)
- You Might be a Michigander if... (07/01/96)
- If Jesus was born today... (07/01/96)
- "The Night Santa Went Crazy" (07/01/96)
- The Beer Bill of Rights (07/01/96)
- How to Get Something Done (07/01/96)
- Microsoft in Georgia (07/01/96)
- USA: Crazy Laws (06/30/96)
- Pizza, Pshychiatric Hospitals & the FBI (06/30/96)
- FORREST ... (06/29/96)
- POPCORN! (06/29/96)
- Weird Text Filters (06/29/96)
- The Golden Rule of Flaming (06/29/96)
- News From College (a Form Letter) (06/29/96)
- Top Ten New Ford Slogans (06/29/96)
- Children and Race (06/29/96)
- The Cat's Diary (06/29/96)
- Snow blows, schools close (06/29/96)
- The Craven (a.k.a., "a bad .sig day") (06/29/96)
- A Parrot in the Freezer (06/29/96)
- Tolkien.SYS (06/29/96)
- The Rules: Men and Women (06/29/96)
- Santa's Budget (06/29/96)
- DNA Mystery Solved (06/29/96)
- Computer Lab Substitution (Top 10) (06/29/96)
- WRITE THESIS FAST (06/29/96)
- How much time do I have?!? (06/29/96)
- The Engineers' Song (06/29/96)
- If Microsoft Built Cars... (06/29/96)
- Why do USENET articles disappear? (06/29/96)
- 1994's Most Bizarre Suicide (06/29/96)
- Love, Computer Style (06/29/96)
- Billy's Letters (06/29/96)
- Christmas Politically Correct (06/29/96)
- BAN DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE! (06/28/96)
- Doughnuts, Doughnuts Everywhere! (fwd) (06/26/96)
- Politically Correct Terms for Men (06/24/96)
- Hunting Elephants (06/20/96)
- Mickey, Minnie & Goofie (offensive) (06/20/96)
- Real Engineers... (06/20/96)
- Unleash the Power of Shift! (06/20/96)
- There Really is a Town Called Flin Flon? (06/20/96)
- The Women's Guide to Men's Language (06/20/96)
- A Bumpy Plane Ride... (06/10/96)
- Dubious Achievement Awards (06/10/96)
- Bad Business Translations (05/31/96)
- Diary of an AOL User (05/31/96)
- Re: If God were a computer programmer... (fwd) (05/30/96)
- ValueJet (tasteless) Quickies (05/30/96)
- NASA Cutbacks (Humor) (05/13/96)
- Universal Grade Change Form (05/13/96)
- Marriage Humor (05/13/96)
- Shotgun Rules (05/13/96)
- Brits vs. Germans (05/13/96)
- Monk gloats (fwd) (05/10/96)
- [alt.folklore.urban] Waterslide Razorblades (05/08/96)
- More Lawyer Jokes (fwd) (05/06/96)
- Editorial 1, Ad 0 (05/06/96)
- The Exon Christmas Song (censorship) (05/06/96)
- The Chain Letter of St. Paul (05/06/96)
- University Course Additions (05/06/96)
- 1-900-737-RTFM (05/06/96)
- Radioactive Kittens (05/06/96)
- Square Balls & High Finance (05/06/96)
- MBTI Types' Prayers (psychology) (05/06/96)
- "Think of the Internet as a highway..." (05/06/96)
- "The Charge of the Code Brigade" (05/06/96)
- If Meat were Sentient... (05/06/96)
- If Dr Seuss wrote for Star Trek... (05/06/96)
- Send in the Plows... (05/06/96)
- Read Letter Between of the Recommendation Lines (fwd) (05/06/96)
- Microsoft Child for Windows (fwd) (05/06/96)
- Beers of the Software World (04/29/96)
- 258 Things To Do When You Are Bored (04/23/96)
- Host Names With A Twist (fwd) (04/23/96)
- Blasting For Gophers - Life on the Farm (04/23/96)
- Dole in Iran?? !!! (fwd) (04/23/96)
- Political Humour, Canadian (fwd) (04/23/96)
- Driving Games (04/22/96)
- If God were a computer programmer... (fwd) (04/22/96)
- Top Ten Lifeguard Pickup Lines (04/22/96)
- WARNING: End Times Virus! (04/22/96)
- If MicroSoft Made Autos... (fwd) (04/19/96)
- "Questions on the New U.S. Citizenship Test" (04/16/96)
- UK Visitor Visas (fwd) (03/25/96)
- First Day of Classes (03/04/96)
- Computers vs Compilers / Men vs Women (02/29/96)
- Limerick Length Limericks (02/29/96)
- S&M in the Workplace (02/29/96)
- Homeless on the Net (02/17/96)
- The REAL Temperature Gauge (02/16/96)
- Customer Support Lines (fwd) (02/16/96)
- Bachelor Pads (02/07/96)
- Explaining the Inexplicable (02/06/96)
- The Hazards of Radar Detectors... (fwd) (01/31/96)
- Dirty Office Thoughts (Top 10) (01/30/96)
- Boyfriends & Girlfriends (01/30/96)
- The Hotel Fire Joke (01/30/96)
- Write in C (01/30/96)
- Microsoft Under the Covers (01/30/96)
- A Tale of Finals and Guts (01/30/96)
- Hit-n-Run Points Chart (01/30/96)
- Things NOT to Tell Your Parents (fwd) (01/30/96)
- College Classes (01/30/96)
- The Pickle Slicer (fwd) (01/30/96)
- Troubleshooting Logic (01/29/96)
- Baseball Rules Revised (fwd) (01/16/96)
- Turnabout is fair play... (True?) (fwd) (01/16/96)
- Dr.Seuss meets Pulp Fiction (01/16/96)
- Using the Wrist Rest (01/15/96)
- 'Twas the Night Before Installation (12/04/95)
- "Sounds?" (A Tribute to Paul & Art & the Microlabs) (11/30/95)
- 50 Fun Things to do in a Boring Lecture (11/21/95)
- Test Your Guyness Quotient (11/21/95)
- (no subject) (11/21/95)
- Burnout Prevention and Recovery (11/21/95)
- Bricklayer's Accident Report (11/21/95)
- Bears, Priests, Engineers and Mathematicians (11/21/95)
- Fossil (11/21/95)
- Windows: The Next Generation (11/19/95)
- The (Not So) Scientific Wisdom of Children (11/19/95)
- Special Country Codes (fwd) (11/19/95)
- Duct Tape Story (11/19/95)
- The Microsoft Machine (11/19/95)
- 5 Toughest questions women ask (11/19/95)
- Guide to Using Printers (11/18/95)
- 101 Ways to be Obnoxious on Usenet (11/18/95)
- The Male Guide to Selecting an Outfit (11/18/95)
- 50 Fun Things to do in a Mall (11/18/95)
- Test Your Python Quotient! (11/18/95)
- deans/engineers (11/18/95)
- sendmail or binary? you be the judge... (11/02/95)
- Procrastinator's Creed (10/06/95)
- Open Letter to French Prime Minister (fwd) (09/10/95)
- Where's Sparty?! (09/06/95)
- Headlines (09/06/95)
- Movie Cliches (fwd) (long) (09/05/95)
- Chickens and Philosophers (fwd) (09/05/95)
- I'm bored. Let's burn something... (09/05/95)
- PBS under the Republicans (fwd) (08/31/95)
- The history of DOS (fwd) (08/31/95)
- Secret Masons Handshake (08/30/95)
- RFC Humor (08/30/95)
- Jury Duty (08/30/95)
- AOL Disks (fwd) (08/30/95)
- Win95 vs Jesus Christ (fwd) (08/30/95)
- No Warning! (08/29/95)
- I'm Gonna Get Lucky Tonight! (08/29/95)
- Blue Pubic Dilemma (08/29/95)
- You Just Might Be A Graduate Student If... (08/29/95)
- A Warning Label You Wish You HADN'T Read (08/24/95)
- If Dr. Seuss Were a Technical Writer (08/24/95)
- Beans, Beans, the magical fruit (08/24/95)
- Paranoia? How to Protect Your Work (08/24/95)
- The Exon/Communication Decency/Waiter Sketch (08/24/95)
- TQM for GOD (fwd) (08/24/95)
- Microsoft C++ and Basic Philosophy (fwd) (08/24/95)
- ST:TNG Lost Episode: Microsoft vs the Borg (08/24/95)
- Funny testing song (fwd) (08/23/95)
- The Old, er, New Priest Joke (08/09/95)
- Student Excuses (08/09/95)
- The Dead News Server Sketch (08/09/95)
- The 4 F's of the Hypothalamus (08/09/95)
- I Is Real Smart (08/09/95)
- #1 Thing NOT to do with your Chevy Impala: Jet Propulsion (08/05/95)
- Where's Sparty?! (08/05/95)
- Microsoft aquires Microsoft Acquires (08/04/95)
- A Day in the Life of a System Administrator (08/04/95)
- five food groups (08/04/95)
- Computer Geek Humor (06/02/95)
- Computer Laws (06/02/95)
- Internet Geek! (05/31/95)
- A Day Off of Work (fwd) (05/23/95)
- Inclement Weather Policy (fwd) (05/23/95)
- The REVISED Engineer's Dictionary (05/23/95)
- Normality? (05/22/95)
- CTRL-ALT-DEL (05/22/95)
- MY BRAAAIN HUUUURTS!!! (05/22/95)
- You know you're a grad student when... (05/22/95)
- The Lies We Grads Tell... (05/22/95)
- Reply to Wile E. Coyote v. ACME Company suit (05/22/95)
- COYOTE V. ACME (05/22/95)
- Good Times! (05/16/95)
- MICROSOFT Acquires Christmas (fwd) (05/16/95)
- Courtroom Humor: Only in America (05/15/95)
- Avoid Foul Language! (fwd) (05/15/95)
- Funny answers from school tests. (fwd) (05/15/95)
- German Automotive Terms (05/15/95)
- I'm a USER, BABY, so why don't... (05/15/95)
- One more reason to buy a Mac... (05/15/95)
- Steve Martin's "Be Courteous" (05/15/95)
- Steven Wright Quotes (Pt. 2) (05/15/95)
- Steven Wright Quotes (Pt 1) (05/15/95)
- Cats, the Boonies and Moving (05/15/95)
- 34 Things I Leasrned from Watching Videos (fwd) (04/14/95)
- Men & Women Top Ten (04/14/95)
- Let there be LIGHT! (fwd) (04/14/95)
- How NOT to Get the Job (04/14/95)
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