The Fisherman

Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
From: Henry W. Farkas
Date: Fri, 12 Dec 2003 19:30:00 PST

One Saturday morning a fisherman gets up early, dresses quietly, gets his
lunch made, puts on his long johns, grabs the dog and goes to the garage
to hook up his boat to the truck and head down to his favorite fishing
area.

Coming out of his garage, he is pounded by a torrential downpour of rain.
It's freezing, there is snow mixed in with the rain, and a hard wind is
blowing with 50 mph. gusts.

He retreats back into the garage and, in disgust, returns to the house and
turns the TV on to the weather channel.  He finds it's going to be bad
weather all day long, so he puts his boat back in the garage, quietly
undresses, and slips back into bed.

There he cuddles up to his wife's back, now with a different kind of
anticipation, and whispers: "The weather out there is terrible!"

To which she sleepily replies: "Can you believe my stupid husband is out
fishing in that shit?!"

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