From: Todd E Van Hoosear (vanhoose@manetheren.cl.msu.edu)
Date: 11/19/03
Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny.reruns From: Skid Schermerhorn - W 1 T T Y Subject: THE PERFECT MAN Keywords: chuckle, swearing, forwarded, originally appeared in Jul, 2000 Date: Tue, 18 Nov 2003 7:20:00 PST THE PERFECT MAN The perfect man is gentle, Never cruel or mean; He has a beautiful smile, And keeps his face so clean. The perfect man likes children And will raise them by your side. He will be a darn good father And a husband to his bride. The perfect man loves cooking, Cleaning and vacuuming, too. He'll do anything in his power To show his love to you. The perfect man is sweet, Writing poetry in your name. He's a best friend to your mother And kisses away your pain. He never makes you cry Or hurt in any way. Oh, fuck this stupid poem... The perfect man is gay. [Making the rounds, unattributed] -- >From the RHF archives as selected by Brad Templeton, Maddi Hausmann and Jim Griffith. This newsgroup posts former jokes from the newsgroup rec.humor.funny. Visit http://www.netfunny.com/rhf to browse the RHF pages and archives on the web. Join and contribute to the Electronic Frontier Foundation (EFF) today. -- end of forwarded message -- -- =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= ```'' T o d d E V a n H o o s e a r (._.) vanhoose@spamoff (SPAM FILTER ON) (_) http://lalaland.cl.msu.edu/~vanhoose/ `---' SPAM FILTER: Replace spamoff with gdl.msu.edu DYK?: An average person laughs about 15 times a day. =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
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