Analysis of Sheep

From: Todd E Van Hoosear (vanhoose@manetheren.cl.msu.edu)
Date: 10/23/03

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    From: Alan Craig
    Keywords: science, chuckle, originally appeared in 1989
    Date: Thu, 2 May 2002 7:20:00 PDT
    
    An astronomer, biologist, an engineer and a mathematician were crossing the
    border into Scotland from England on a train when they saw a field with a
    black sheep in it.
    
    The astronomer said, "Look -- all sheep on Earth are black."
    
    The biologist said, "Look, in Scotland the sheep are black."
    
    The engineer replied, "No, in Scotland some of the sheep are black."
    
    The mathematician rolled his eyes to heaven and said, very patiently, "In
    Scotland, there exists at least one field, in which there is at least one
    sheep which is black on at least one side."
    
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