Science Humor: The Physics of Sheep

From: Todd E Van Hoosear (vanhoose@manetheren.cl.msu.edu)
Date: 10/23/03

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    Every year, the Annals of Improbable Research (formerly the Journal of
    Irreproducible Results--but that was apparently too hard to spell and
    perhaps something _was_ reproduced) hosts the Ig Nobel Prizes. After the
    formal award ceremony, the prize winners are invited back a day or two
    later for informal talks. This year's physics prize was awarded to a team
    of researchers in Australia for their research paper "An Analysis of the
    Forces Required to Drag Sheep over Various Surfaces." Dr. John F Culvenor
    presented the research at the talk on behalf of the other authors.
    
    His presentation and research focused on how to get sheep in and out of
    shearing sheds efficiently. This is not a small problem, as these sheep
    weigh as much as people and they're typically not all too happy about
    losing their coat.
    
    At the end of the presentation, with force diagrams of both the sheep and
    the humans on the overhead project, one astute audience member suggested
    that the paper was mistitled. It should have been called, she observed,
    "An Analysis of the SHEAR Forces..."
    
    [This is original. I sat in the audience when the question was asked.]
    
    - Todd
    
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