Old Newlywed

From: Todd E Van Hoosear (vanhoose@manetheren.cl.msu.edu)
Date: 10/23/03

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    [Forwarded by Ellis Van Hoosear]
    
    At 85 years of age, Morris marries LouAnne, a lovely 25-year-old. Because
    her new husband is so old, LouAnne decides that on their wedding night,
    she and Morris are to have separate bedrooms.   The newlywed is concerned
    that her new husband may overexert himself if they spend the entire night
    together.
    
    After the wedding festivities, LouAnne prepares herself for bed, and for
    the expected "knock" on the door.  Sure enough, the knock comes, the door
    opens, and there is her 85-year-old groom, ready for action. They unite as
    one. All goes well, whereupon Morris takes leave of LouAnne, and she
    prepares to go to sleep.  After a few minutes, LouAnne hears another knock
    on her bedroom door.
    
    It's Morris!  And he's again ready for more action.  Somewhat surprised,
    LouAnne consents to further coupling.  When the newlyweds are done, Morris
    kisses LouAnne, bids her a fond good night, and leaves. LouAnne is set to
    go to sleep again.
    
    However, shortly, there is another knock at her door, and there he is
    again... Morris, as fresh as a 25-year-old and ready for a bit more
    action.  And again they enjoy one another.  As Morris is once again set to
    leave, the young bride says to him, "At your age, I am thoroughly
    impressed, I've been with guys less than a third your age who were only
    good once! You're a great lover, Morris."
    
    Morris, somewhat embarrassed, turns to LouAnne and says, "You mean I was
    here already?"
    
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