Judge Raps Ruling

From: Todd E Van Hoosear (vanhoose@manetheren.cl.msu.edu)
Date: 10/22/03

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    AP ran a great story yesterday about a Rap Ruling, but only published a couple lines
    from the ruling. The Smoking Gun published the ruling in its entirety. The following
    rap appeared in a footnote to a ruling by the Honorable Deborah A. Servietto on October
    17, 2003 regarding a request by Eminem to dismiss a suit against him brought by
    Deangelo Bailey claiming invasion of privacy and defamation of character. Judge
    Servietto honored the request and summarily disposed Bailey's case. I am unaware of any
    appeal. For a full copy of the ruling (see pages 13 and 14 for the lyrics), visit The
    Smoking Gun at http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/emjudge1.html.
    
    - Todd
    
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    EXCERPTED FROM PAGES 13 AND 14 OF A RULING IN CASE NO. 2001-3606-NO, "Deangelo Bailey vs.
    Marshall Bruce Mathers, III a/k/a Eminem Slim Shady." I typed it up myself from the
    document, so any errors are mine. - Todd
    
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    [...]
    
    Based upon the reasons set forth above, Defendant's motion for summary disposition
    pursuant to MCR 2.116(C)(10) is GRANTED.11 In compliance with MCR 2.602(A)(3),
    the Court states this Opinion and Order resolves the last claim and closes the
    case.
    
    IT IS SO ORDERED.
    
    (Signature)
    HONORABLE DEBORAH A. SERVITTO
    /al
    
    DATED: October 17, 2003
    
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    [...]
    
    11 To convey the Court's opinion to fans of rap, the Court's research staff has 
    helped the Court put the decision into a universally understandable format:
    
    Mr. Bailey complains that his rep is trash
    So he's seeking compensation in the form of cash
    Bailey thinks he's entitled to some monetary gain
    Because Eminem used his name in vain
    
    Eminem says Bailey used to throw him around
    Beat him up in the john, shoved his face in the ground
    Eminem contends that his rap is protected
    By the rights guaranteed by the first amendment
    
    Eminem maintains that the story is true
    And that Bailey beat him black and blue
    In the alternative he states that the story is phony
    And a reasonable person would think it's baloney
    
    The Court must always balance the rights
    Of a defendant and one placed in a false light
    If the plaintiff presents no question of fact
    To dismiss is the only acceptable act
    
    If the language used is anything but pleasin'
    It must be highly objectionable to a person of reason
    Even if objectionable and causing offense
    Self-help is the first line of defense
    
    Yet when Bailey actually spoke to the press
    What do you think he didn't address?
    Those false light charges that so disturbed
    Prompted from Bailey not a single word
    
    So highly objectionable, it could not be
    -- Bailey was happy to hear his name on a CD
    
    Bailey also admitted he was a bully in youth
    Which makes what Marshall said substantial truth
    This doctrine is a defense well known
    And renders Bailey's case substantially blown
    
    The lyrics are stories no one would take as fact
    They're an exaggeration of a childish act
    Any reasonable person could clearly see
    That the lyrics could only be hyperbole
    
    It is therefore this Court's ultimate position
    That Eminem is entitled to summary disposition.
    
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