Why I Fired My Secretary

From: Todd E Van Hoosear (vanhoose@manetheren.cl.msu.edu)
Date: 10/22/03

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    [Forwarded by Anne-Marie Rosselli]
    
    Two weeks ago was my 54th birthday and I wasn't feeling too good that
    morning. I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say,
    "Happy Birthday!", and probably have a present for me. As it turned out,
    she didn't even say good morning, let alone any happy birthday. I thought,
    well, that's wives for you, the children will remember.
    
    The children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I left
    for the office, I was feeling pretty low and despondent. As I walked into
    my office, my secretary Janet said, "Good morning, Boss. Happy Birthday!"
    And I felt a little better that someone had remembered.
    
    I worked until noon, then Janet knocked on my door and said, "You know,
    it's such a beautiful day outside, and it's your birthday, let's go to
    lunch, just you and me." I said, "By George, that's the greatest thing
    I've heard all day. "Let's go!"
    
    We went to lunch. We didn't go where we normally go; instead we went
    out into the country to a private little place. We had two martinis and
    enjoyed lunch tremendously. On the way back to the office, she said, "You
    know, it's such a beautiful day. We don't need to go back to the office,
    do we?"
    
    I said, "No, I guess not."
    
    She said, "Let's go to my apartment."
    
    After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I
    think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable."
    
    "Sure!" I excitedly replied. She went into the bedroom and, in about six
    minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake ... followed by my
    wife, children, and dozens of our friends, all singing Happy Birthday.
    
    And I just sat there ... on the couch ... naked.
    
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