From: Todd E Van Hoosear (vanhoose@manetheren.cl.msu.edu)
Date: 10/21/03
[From Sparky]
Osama
While trying to escape through Pakistan, Osama Bin Laden found a bottle on a
beach and picked it up. Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle
andwith a smile said "Master, may I grant you one wish?""You ignorant
unworthy daughter-of-a-dog! Don't you know who I am? I don'tneed any common
woman giving me anything" barked Bin Laden.The shocked genie said "Please, I
must grant you a wish or I will bereturned to that bottle forever."Osama
thought a moment. Then grumbled about the impertinence of the woman,and said
"Very well, I want to awaken with three white women in my bed inthe morning,
so just do it and be off with you !"The annoyed genie said, "So be it !" and
disappeared.The next morning Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt,
TonyaHarding, and Hillary Clinton.His penis was gone, his knee was broken,
and he had no health insurance.
Allah is great.
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