Dear Abby

From: Todd E Van Hoosear (vanhoose@manetheren.cl.msu.edu)
Date: 10/21/03

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    Dear Abby:
    
    I have been engaged for  almost a year. I am to be married next month. My
    fiancee's mother is not only very attractive but really great and
    understanding. She is putting the entire wedding together and invited
    me to her place to go over the invitation list because it had grown a
    bit beyond  what we had expected it to be. When I got to her  place we
    reviewed the list and trimmed it down to just under a hundred ... then
    she floored me. She said that in a month I would be a married man and
    that before that happened, she wanted to have sex with me.  Then she just
    stood up and walked to her bedroom and on her way said that I knew where
    the front door was if I wanted to leave.
    
    I stood there for about five minutes and finally decided that I knew
    exactly how to  deal with this situation. I headed straight out the front
    door...There, leaning against my car was her husband, my father-in-law
    to be. He was smiling. He explained that they just wanted to be sure I
    was a good kid and would be true to their little girl. I shook his hand
    and he congratulated me on passing their little test.
    
    Abby, should I tell my fiancee what her parents did, and that I thought
    their "little test" was asinine and insulting to my character? Or should
    I keep the whole thing to myself including the fact that the reason I
    was walking out to my car was to get a condom?
    
    [Note - making the rounds in a big way, anonymously - ed.]
    
    
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