From: Todd E Van Hoosear (vanhoose@manetheren.cl.msu.edu)
Date: 10/21/03
The latest ploy to drive the Taliban and Al Quaeda out of the mountains of Afghanistan is to send in a team of Florida weapons experts. Billy Bob, Bubba, Scooter, and Cooter are being sent in with the following information about the Taliban: 1. There is no limit. 2. The season opened last weekend. 3. They taste just like chicken. 4. Some are queer. 5. They don't like beer, pickup trucks, country music, or Jesus 6. They were responsible for Dale Earnhardt's death. Sources indicate they expect it all to be over in about a week. -- Selected by Jim Griffith. MAIL your joke (jokes ONLY) to funny@netfunny.com. If you see a problem with an RHF posting, reply to the poster please, not to us. Ask the poster to forward comments back to us if this is necessary. For the full RHF guidelines, see http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/ This joke's link: http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/02/Nov/tactics.html -- end of forwarded message -- -- =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= ```'' T o d d E V a n H o o s e a r (._.) vanhoose@123.lalaland.cl.msu.edu (SPAM FILTER ON) (_) http://lalaland.cl.msu.edu/~vanhoose/ `---' SPAM FILTER: Replying to me is as easy as !123 "If you're born again, do you have two bellybuttons?" =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
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