From: Todd E Van Hoosear (vanhoose@manetheren.cl.msu.edu)
Date: 10/19/03
Oh the irony... Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny From: Susan Franz Subject: Somebody Call the Plumber Date: Fri, 17 Oct 2003 19:30:00 PDT Word-for-word excerpt from the Philadelphia Inquirer: Bush orders officials to stop the leaks By Joseph L. Galloway and James Kuhnhenn Inquirer Washington Bureau WASHINGTON - Concerned about the appearance of disarray and feuding within his administration as well as growing resistance to his policies in Iraq, President Bush - living up to his recent declaration that he is in charge - told his top officials to "stop the leaks" to the media, or else. News of Bush's order leaked almost immediately. Bush told his senior aides Tuesday that he "didn't want to see any stories" quoting unnamed administration officials in the media anymore, and that if he did, there would be consequences, said a senior administration official who asked that his name not be used. http://www.philly.com/mld/inquirer/news/nation/7023679.htm -- Selected by Jim Griffith. MAIL your joke to funny@netfunny.com. Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. A Daemon will auto-reply. Remember: PLEASE spell check and proofread your jokes. You think I have time to hand-correct everybody's postings? For the full submission guidelines, see http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/ This joke's link: http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/03/Oct/leaks.html -- end of forwarded message -- -- =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= ```'' T o d d E V a n H o o s e a r (._.) vanhoose@123.lalaland.cl.msu.edu (SPAM FILTER ON) (_) http://lalaland.cl.msu.edu/~vanhoose/ `---' SPAM FILTER: Replying to me is as easy as !123 "If God dropped acid, would he see people?" -- Steven Wright =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
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