From: Todd E Van Hoosear (vanhoose@manetheren.cl.msu.edu)
Date: 10/13/03
Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny From: Charles N. Oakes Subject: Cowboy logic Keywords: chuckle, swearing, heard it, forwarded Date: Fri, 6 Dec 2002 19:30:00 PST A few years ago, the Sierra Club and the U.S. Forest Service were presenting an alternative to Wyoming ranchers for controlling the coyote population. It seems that after years of the ranchers using the tried and true methods of shooting and/or trapping the predator, the tree-huggers had a "more humane" solution. What they proposed was for the animals to be captured alive, the males castrated and let loose again and the population would be controlled. This was ACTUALLY proposed to the Wyoming Wool and Sheep Grower's Association by the Sierra Club and the USFS. All of the ranchers thought about this amazing idea for a couple of minutes. Finally, an old boy in the back stood up, tipped his hat back and said, "Son, I don't think you understand the problem. Those coyotes ain't fuckin' our sheep - they're eatin' 'em." -- Selected by Jim Griffith. MAIL your joke to funny@netfunny.com. Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. A Daemon will auto-reply. Do you know about rec.humor.funny.reruns? It has all the best jokes from the archives of this group. RHF does only new material. See also at http://www.netfunny.com/rhf This joke's link: http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/02/Dec/cowboy.html -- end of forwarded message -- -- =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= ```'' T o d d E V a n H o o s e a r (._.) vanhoose@123.lalaland.cl.msu.edu (SPAM FILTER ON) (_) http://lalaland.cl.msu.edu/~vanhoose/ `---' SPAM FILTER: Replying to me is as easy as !123 "The bureaucracy expands to meet the needs of an expanding bureaucracy." =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
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