From: Todd E Van Hoosear (vanhoose@manetheren.cl.msu.edu)
Date: 10/10/03
From: Gary C.
Sent: Saturday, March 08, 2003 8:08 PM
Embarrassing first date
This just tells you how hard it is to be single nowadays... This was on the
Tonight Show with Jay Leno. Jay went into the audience to find the most
embarrassing first date that a woman ever had. The winner described her
worst first date experience. There was absolutely no question as to why her
tale took the prize!
Marilyn said it was midwinter...snowing and quite cold...and the guy had
taken her skiing to Lake Arrowhead. It was a day trip (no overnight). No,
not Marilyn. They were strangers, after all, and truly had never met before.
The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were headed home and
late that afternoon. They were driving back down the mountain when she
gradually began to realize that she should not have had that extra latte.
They were about an hour away from anywhere with a rest room and in the
middle of nowhere! Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did
for a while. Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there
came a point where she told him that he had better stop and let her pee
beside the road, or it would be the front seat of his car.
They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants
down and started. Unfortunately, in the deep snow she didn't have good
footing, so she let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself.
Her companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic and indeed
was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking.
All she could think about was the relief she felt despite the rather
embarrassing nature of the situation. Upon finishing however, she soon
became aware of another sensation. As she bent to pull up her pants, the
young lady discovered her buttocks were firmly glued against the car's
fender. Thoughts of tongues frozen to pump handles immediately came to mind
as she attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal.
It was quickly apparent, that she had a brand new problem due to the extreme
cold. Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor she answered her
date's concerns about "what was taking so long" with a reply that indeed,
she was "freezing her butt off and needed some assistance"! He came around
the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater and then, as she
looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out laughing.
She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose
themselves, they assessed her dilemma. Obviously, as hysterical as the
situation was, they also were faced with a real problem. Both agreed it
would take something hot to free her chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy
metal! Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the first
place, both quickly realized that there was only one way to get her free so,
as she looked the other way, her first time date proceeded to unzip his
pants and pee her butt off the fender.
As for the Tonight Show...she took the prize hands down...or perhaps that
should be "pants down." And you thought your first date was embarrassing.
This gives a whole new meaning to being "pissed off".
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