From: Todd E Van Hoosear (vanhoose@manetheren.cl.msu.edu)
Date: 10/10/03
From: Petrazickis <spamPETRAZIspam@sympatico.ca> Newsgroups: alt.humor.best-of-usenet Date: Thu, 24 Apr 2003 08:15:34 +0000 (UTC) Sender: hkress Subject: Re: BOYCOTT FRENCH PRODUCTS LIST INSIDE From: Gusty <generalmishmash.obviousspamtrap@btopenworld.com> Newsgroups: alt.fan.douglas-adams Organization: Completely Disorganised Five wild Event Maelstroms swirled in vicious storms of unreason and Kaare Fiedler Christiansen spewed up: >Sean Neakums <sneakums@zork.net> writes: > >> And then Gusty spoiled it all by saying: >> >>>>>>> A 1980 cent goes in the green piggy bank. >>>>>> >>>>>>One day I was going to ask you why you keep doing this, but I was >>>>>>scared. >>>>> >>>>> I'd guess its the old saying about "If I had a penny for every..." so >>>>> Tian is having a penny for every spam in the froup. By 2150 he'll be a >>>>> millionaire. He'll also be bankrupt because it's his pennies he's >>>>> putting in. >>>>> >>>>> Oh, and he'll probably be dead by then anyway. >>>> >>>>MAKE MONEY FAST!!!!! >>>>THIS IS NOT A SCAM!!!! >>>> >>>>YOU CAN REALLY BECOME A MILLIONAIRE!!! >>>> >>>>Just put a penny in a piggy bank every time you see spam on >>>>newsgroups! You will have !LOADS! of money soon! >>>> >>>>A mother to a 15 yo in Wiconsin says: >>>> >>>> "I was going to clean my sons room when I would move his piggy bank. >>>> I broke my back, but fortunately there were enough money in the >>>> piggy bank to pay my hospital bill" >>>> >>>>THIS REALLY WORKS! >>>> >>>>JOIN TODAY! >>>> >>> ...and when you arrive at the End of Time the operation of compound >>> interest means that the fabulous cost of your meal has been paid for? >> >> I can't imagine the banks standing for that. > >No. It is, of course, impossible. > If you've had MASSIVE BREAST ENHANCEMENT, found a FAST,EASY LOAN, overcome ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION, saved 60% ON YOUR MEDICAL INSURANCE BILLS, earned $20,000 A WEEK and still had time to HELP A NIGERIAN PRINCE... .. why not round it off with breakfast at Milliways, the Restaurant at the End of the Universe?" -- Moderators accept or reject articles based solely on the criteria posted in the Frequently Asked Questions. Article content is the responsibility of the submitter. Submit articles to ahbou-sub@duke.edu. To write to the moderators, send mail to ahbou-mod@duke.edu. -- end of forwarded message -- -- =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= ```'' T o d d E V a n H o o s e a r (._.) vanhoose@123.lalaland.cl.msu.edu (SPAM FILTER ON) (_) http://lalaland.cl.msu.edu/~vanhoose/ `---' SPAM FILTER: Replying to me is as easy as !123 "I am Homer of Borg! Prepare to be... MMMmmmm! Donuts!" =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
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