Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: 6 yr. old sexual harrasser From: scott@cannon.cs.usu.edu (Scott Cannon) Date: Tue, 1 Oct 96 3:20:01 EDT
Yesterday, CBS news reported a 6 year old boy was suspended from his elementary school for sexual harassment -- apparently for kissing a schoolmate girl on the cheek.
After reading this item, our local DJ added: "The good news is; the girl has tested negative for cooties."
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