The Night Santa Went Crazy by Weird Al YankovicDown in the workshop all the elves are making toys for the good gentile girls and the good gentile boys
When the boss busted in, nearly scared em half to death Had a rifle in his hands and cheap whisky on his breath from his beard to his boots he was covered with ammo like a big fat drunk disgruntled yuletide rambo And he smiled as he said, with a twinkle in his eye Merry Christmas to all, now your all gonna die
The night santa went crazy The night saint nick went insane Realized he'd been gettin the raw deal somethin finally musta snapped in his brain
Well the workshop is gone now, he decided to bomb it everywhere youll find piece of cupid and comet And he tied up his helpers and he held the elves hostages and he ground up poor rudolph into reindeer sausage
he got dancer and prancer with an old german luger And he slashed up dasher just like freddy kruger and he picked up a flamethrower and he barbacued blitzen and he took a big bite and said it tastes just like chicken
The night santa went crazy The night kris kringle went nuts Now ya cant hardly walk around the north pull without steppin in reindeer guts theres the national guard and the FBI Theres a man from the I (?) with his noose and helicopters circling round in the sky and the bullets are flying the body counts rising and everyones dying to know oh santa why?
My my my my my my He used to be such a jolly guy
Mrs. Virginia now santa clause is dead some guy from the swat team blew a hole through his head Yes little friend now, with his brains on the floor I guess they wont have the fat guy to kick around anymore Now theres no more presents for childrens enjoyment and the elves got to stand in line and file for unemployment and they say mrs. claus shes on the phone every night with a lawyer negotiating the movie rights
They talk about The Night santa went crazy the night saint nicolas flipped Broke his back for some milk and cookies Sounds to me like he was tired of getting gipped The night santa went crazy the night saint nick went insane realized he had been gettin the raw deal something finally must have snapped in his brain Woah something finally must have snapped in his brain Tell ya something finally must have snapped in his brain
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