*grin* Enjoy...- Todd
---------- Forwarded message ---------- Date: Fri, 7 Jun 1996 22:12:44 -0700 (PDT) From: "K. Serrano" <poivre@netcom.com> To: Graham Wolfe <gwolfe@netcom.com>, "Todd E. Van Hoosear" <vanhoose@cl-next4.cl.msu.edu> Subject: A BUMPY PLANE RIDE! (fwd)
---------- Forwarded message ---------- Date: Fri, 7 Jun 1996 12:11:33 -0400 (EDT) From: Boxer Wearing Sheepie <kahning@wam.umd.edu> To: Tammy Jean Chihos <tamster@wam.umd.edu>, Dread Pirate Black Puke <quilanti@wam.umd.edu>, Cyber <trekker@wam.umd.edu>, Man on the Edge <beerman@wam.umd.edu>, Tove Goldson <tgolds1@gl.umbc.edu>, Kelly Liu <poivre@netcom.com>, Paul Melamud <lothos@jhunix.hcf.jhu.edu>, Jason Cadd <twist@u.washington.edu>, David Haseltine <HASELtdk@Ctrvax.Vanderbilt.Edu>, Rebecca Snider <crossfire@juno.com> Subject: A BUMPY PLANE RIDE! (fwd)
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> A (supposedly) true story:
>
> A friend of a guy in the Nutrition School at Tufts was one of the
> lucky passengers onboard a Northwest Airlines flight to Boston
> during our recent hurricane "Bob". The captain did his best to skirt the
> edge of the storm, but it was a pretty rough ride just the same - rough
> enough that the flight attendants were ordered to strap themselves into
> their seats for about half an hour, and many of the passengers were
> putting the little plastic-lined bags in their seat pockets to good
> use. When the turbulence finally abated, the flight attendants
> unbuckled themselves, and the captain's voice came on over the
> intercom.
>
>
> "Well, folks, that was quite some ride, wasn't it?' But we came
> through it fine, just the way we always do, and I'm happy to report
> that it looks like the remainder of our trip should be much calmer.
> On behalf of myself and today's flight crew, I'd like to thank you
> very much for your calmness and cooperation, and extend our best wishes
> for a pleasant stay in Boston.
>
> .
> . <after a short pause and several clicks>
> .
>
> "Jesus Christ - whadda bitchin' ride! Boy - I sure could use a cup
> of good strong coffee and a blow job, right about now"
>
> As a stricken stewardess dashed up the aisle to the cabin to inform
> the captain that his intercom was still on, one of the passengers
> called after her, "Don't forget the coffee!"
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