As my fiancee and I battle with Immigration and Naturalization Services, this seemed particularly humorous...- Todd
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It's the Top Ten List for Tuesday, 4/9/96 And Now-- David Letterman! "Questions on the New U.S. Citizenship Test"
As presented on the 04/09/96 broadcast of LATE SHOW with DAVID LETTERMAN
10. Name the fat senator from Massachusetts with the drinking problem 9. Could you fight for this country after hearing the words, "Congressman Bono?" 8. Senor Perot: loco, muy loco or muy, muy loco? 7. Who's the black private dick that's a sex machine to all the chicks? 6. True or false: the Constitution guarantees the right to life, liberty and surf-n-turf 5. Would you marry Larry King to get a green card? 4. Would you marry Richard Simmons to get a green card? 3. Which do you prefer: Grand Rapids or Wahoo? 2. Are you willing to "do it" with President Clinton? 1. "U.S. _____________________?
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KN :)
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