A Drunkards Defense (fwd)

Michael T Buchanon (buchanon@student.msu.edu) Sat, 12 Nov 94 13:57:12 EST 


Grin!
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From: natvson@eskimo.com (Joseph Walker)
Subject: A Drunkards Defense
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Date: Fri, 11 Nov 1994 17:32:54 GMT


                                   I'm Not Drunk




Starkle, starkle little twink - Who the hell I are you think?
I ain't under the alcyfluence of incohol although some thinkle peep I am.
Besides, I've only had tea martoonies.
Anyway, I've got all day sober to Sunday up in.
I fool so feelish I don't know who's me, but the drunker I set here the 
longer I
 be.




**Not only is this tough to say outloud sober try it after tea 
martoonies. :-)





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