more sub requests!! ;) ----------( Forwarded letter 1 follows )---------------------------------------- Date: Monday, 25 July 1994 1:31pm ET To: Microlab-Monitors From: Sasha.Omalley@MSU Subject: Gone with 414cc
scarlett stood yearning in the pale moon light...the scent of rhetts cologne creeping through the thick night air like the smell of a compost heap on a hot august day. her nose twitched as she turned to see his body glowing in the pale moon light. taken by his awesome form, she let her eyes drift over the contours of his shoulders,sloping down to the malleable mound of flesh she knew to be his belly. she could see the forest of hair on the back of his neckand shoulders glistening in the moons glow.
"Oh rhett," she gasped. "I need you. I need fill a void that's been left in my life."
"Scarlett, my love. Say the word and i'll take you now. Say the word and i'llmake you feel like the woman you long to be."
"Oh rhett," she said with a twinge of blissed distaste, "you poor fool. I'd rather shower in napalm. But I need you to work for me. This thursday night at 414 computer center. eight o'clock until midnight. there will be noone there, so you can sit around and scratch yourself and make those funny gastric noises."
"Well frankly," rhett snorted, "I don't really give a damn!"
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okay, so the cheezy story line wasn't sappy, romantic, or sexual. but hey ... it's about damn time scarlett called that ratt rhett out for what he is. but she still needs a sub for thursday the 28th, 414cc from 8 to 12. and no, there probably won't be many ppl around so if you really want to you can scratch yourself and make those appalling gastric noises. just keep it down cuz dean is 2 floors down and he may not appreciate it.