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Subject: FW: <humor> TECHNO-DWEEB Stuff
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<<forwards geekin'>>
> YOU KNOW YOU ARE A TECHNO-DWEEB WHEN...
>
> When your friend tells you all about his Chevy V8 and you reply "Yeah,
> I had V7, and it was full of bugs!"
>
> When driving you see a license plate with the letters DSR, and you feel
> compelled to touch your bumper to the other car to see if you can raise
> CD.
>
> When you are counting objects "0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D...".
>
> When you lay down in the afternoon for a short rest, end up sleeping 4
> hours, and call it a "mega-nap".
>
> When your friend is going to Essex for vacation and you tell her, "You
> really should go for the DX, it has the built in co-processor."
>
> When you dream in 256 pallettes of 256 colors.
>
> When asked about a bus schedule, you wonder if it is 16 or 32 bits.
>
> When you convince yourself that Tetris really does improve eye-hand
> coordination.
>
> When the radio traffic reporter talks about a backup caused by a crash,
> and you correct her that a backup is good protection in case of a crash.
>
> When you call "*.*" star-dot-star.
>
> When you can do hexadecimal arithmatic in your head.
>
> When your wife goes to the market for some macintosh apples, and you
> correct her, "No, dear, it's 'Apple Macintosh'."
>
> When your wife says "If you don't turn off that damn machine and come
> to bed, then I am going to divorce you!", and you chastise her for
> omitting the else clause.