Essential Arabic (fwd)

Todd E. Van Hoosear ((no email)) Sat, 16 Oct 1993 20:51:20 -36803936 (EDT) 


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      USEFUL PHRASES TO KNOW WHEN TRAVELLING IN MOSLEM AREAS:




AKBAR KHALI-KILI HAFTIR LOTFAN.


- Thank you for showing me your marvelous gun.


FEKR GABUL CRADAN DAVAT PAEH GUSH DIVAR.


- I am delighted to accept your kind invitation to lie on the floor
  with my arms above my head and my legs apart.


  SHOMAEH FEKR TAMOMEH OEH GOFTEH BANDE.


  - I agree with everything you have ever said or thought in your life.


  AUTO ARREREGH DAVATEMAN MANO SEPAHEH HAST.


  - It is exceptionally kind of you to allow me to travel in the trunk
    of your car.


FASHAL-EH TUPEHMAN NA DEGAT MANO GOFTAM CHEESHAYEH MOHEMARA
JEBEHKESHVAREHMAN.


- If you will do me the kindness of not harming my genital appendages
  I will glady reciprocate by betraying my country in public.


  KHREL JEPAHEH MANEH VA JAYEH AMERIKAHEY.


  - I will tell you the names and addresses of many American spies
    travelling as reporters.


    BALLI, BALLI, BALLI !


    - Whatever you say!


    MATERNIER GHERMEZ AHLEIEH, GHORBAN.


    - The red blindfold will be lovely, excellency.


    TIEKH NUNEH OB KHRELEH BEZORG VA KHRUBE BOYAST INO BEGERAM.


    - The water-soaked bread crumbs are delicious, thank you. I must have
      your recipe.