Forwarded message: >From vanhoose Sat Oct 16 19:06:57 1993 Date: Sat, 16 Oct 93 19:06:56 -0400 From: Todd E. Van Hoosear <vanhoose> To: todd Subject: More OxymoronsFrom: Geoffrey Jenkins <jenkinsg@student.msu.edu> Subject: More Oxymorons.. To: vanhoose@student.msu.edu, jenkinsg@student.msu.edu (Geoffrey Jenkins) Date: Wed, 9 Jun 93 15:50:19 EDT X-Mailer: ELM [version 2.3 PL11] X-Status:
Here is yet more of the crap people use as English...
Newsgroups: rec.humor Path: msuinfo!agate!howland.reston.ans.net!torn!nott!bnrgate!bnr.co.uk!uknet!mcsun!new From: jopi@zombie.oulu.fi (Jouko Valta) Subject: 109 oxymorons Message-ID: <JOPI.93Jun7200130@phoenix.oulu.fi> Keywords: list, oxymorons Lines: 123 Sender: news@ousrvr.oulu.fi Reply-To: jopi@stekt.oulu.fi Organization: Unixverstas Olutensin, Dept. of Overloaded Computers Distribution: rec Date: Mon, 7 Jun 1993 18:01:30 GMT
List of oxymorons posted lately
American Beer American History American Honda American geographers Americans Artificial Intelligence Australian spelling Automated Data Processing Brief British fashion. CNN Style Central Intelligence Agency Christian Education Christian Militia Christian Scientists Civil Libertarian Civil War Classic Rock & Roll Clearly misunderstood College Education Completely unfinished Computer Security Computer science Construction worker Cooperative multitasking Cost Efficient Country Music Creation Science DOS operating system Degradable Plastic Desktop Publishing Diet Ice Cream Ergonomic Keyboard European Community Evolutionary fact Exact estimate Express mail Free love French Culture Fresh frozen Friendly Fire Fuzzy Logic Good Alan Rudolph films Good mother-in-law Great Britain Hard Disk Holy War Honest politician Jumbo Shrimp Kentucky Fried Chicken Liquid Crystal Math teacher Mature student McDonalds Dinner Military Inteligence Moral Majority Mutually Exclusive My favorite - SQL Standard New Mexico Non-alcoholic beer Oddly appropriate OpenVMS Operation Rescue Paperless office People's Democratic Republic Of Yemen Personal Computer Plastic glasses Pocket Calculator Polite cabbie (an universal occurrance) Political Science Politically Correct Poor republican Postal Workers on Strike Postal service President Bill Clinton Private E-mail Professional Courtesy Progressive Conservative party (currently in power in Canada) Public Eductation Quality Assurance Quality Service Rap Music Realtime Computing Reckless caution Red Indians Religious Education Religious Science Satisfied democrat Saving Price School (Cafeteria) Food Secure Unix Semi Boneless Ham Semi Truck Senate Ethics Committee Sensitive male Smart drugs Soft Rock Software Documentation Software Engineering Summer school The Stainless Steel Moviegoer True Story Unbiased American news broadcast Unbiased opinion United States University at Las Vegas Virtual Reality Windows NT (New Technology). Working vacation