Forwarded message: >From vanhoose Sat Oct 16 19:03:23 1993 Date: Sat, 16 Oct 93 19:03:22 -0400 From: Todd E. Van Hoosear <vanhoose> To: todd Subject: Purity Test (Compare Scores Later)From: Geoffrey Jenkins <jenkinsg@student.msu.edu> Subject: Purity Test (Compare Scores Later) To: 13501mar@ibm.msu.edu, jenkinsg@student.msu.edu (Geoffrey Jenkins), vanhoose@student.msu.edu Date: Sun, 6 Jun 93 23:19:13 EDT X-Mailer: ELM [version 2.3 PL11] X-Status:
Forwarded message: >From jenkinsg Thu May 20 17:39:59 1993 From: Geoffrey Jenkins <jenkinsg> Subject: Purity Test To: jenkinsg (Geoffrey Jenkins) Date: Thu, 20 May 93 17:39:58 EDT X-Mailer: ELM [version 2.3 PL11]
> > > Score by adding the "No" answers. "MOS" is Member of the Opposite Sex. > > Have you ever: > 1. had a blind date? > 2. had a date? > 3. had a date past 4:00AM? > 4. kissed a MOS? > 5. French kissed? > 6. kissed a MOS in the horizontal position? > 7. French kissed three or more MOS's in 24 hours? > 8. kissed a MOS in the last three months? > 9. necked for more than three hours? > 10. slow danced cheek to cheek? > 11. had an alcoholic drink? > 12. been drunk? > 13. driven while drunk or on drugs? > 14. had a lapse of memory due to drinking? > 15. used drugs (including alcohol) to lower a MOS's resistance? > 16. smoked tobacco? > 17. smoked marijuana or hashish? > 18. used a stronger drug? > 19. taken four or more different "recreational" drugs in one evening? > 20. read a pornographic book or magazine? > 21. seen a pornographic movie? > 22. seen a stripper? > 23. been arrested? > 24. been convicted of a crime? > 25. had an erection/clitoral erection? > 26. had an orgasm? > 27. had an orgasm in a dream? > 28. fondled a MOS's butt? > 29. fondled a MOS's thigh? > 30. fondled a girl's breast/had your breast fondled? > 31. wrestled with a MOS? > 32. showered, bathed, jacuzzied, or saunaed with a MOS? > 33. gone co-ed skinny-dipping? > 34. gone through the motions of intercourse while fully clothed? > 35. spent the night in a MOS's room? > 36. slept in the same bed with a MOS? > 37. seen a naked post-pubescent MOS? > 38. been seen naked after puberty by a MOS? > 39. undressed/been undressed by a MOS? > 40. kissed a MOS on the breast/been kissed on the breast? > 41. fondled a MOS's genitals/had your genitals fondled by a MOS? > 42. had an orgasm due to manipulation by a MOS? > 43. kissed a MOS on the thigh? > 44. engaged in cunnilingus? (oral sex on the female) > 45. engaged in fellatio? (oral sex on the male) > 46. gone "69"? > 47. engaged in definite sexual activity on a first date or meeting? > 48. masturbated? > 49. masturbated to a picture? > 50. masturbated with another person in the room? > 51. watched another person masturbate? > 52. been caught masturbating? > 53. simulated intercourse with an inanimate object? > 54. committed an act of voyeurism? (watching someone) > 55. committed an act of exhibitionism? (flashing) > 56. massaged/been massaged by a MOS? > 57. accidentally interrupted a couple in a significant state of undress? > 58. participated in a Truth or Dare game, tickle orgy, or similar activity? > 59. experimented sexually before puberty? > 60. purchased a contraceptive in a drug store? > 61. had sexual intercourse? > 62. had sexual intercourse more than ten times? > 63. had sexual intercourse continuously for thirty minutes? > 64. had sexual intercourse within the last three months? > 65. had sexual intercourse in a car? > 66. had sexual intercourse three or more times in one night? > 67. had sexual intercourse in three or more positions? > 68. had sexual intercourse using a condom? > 69. had sexual intercourse outdoors? > 70. had sexual intercourse with three or more people? > 71. had sexual intercourse with a virgin? > 72. had sexual intercourse during menstruation? > 73. had sexual intercourse with two MOS's, separately, in 24 hours? > 74. had sexual intercourse without using birth control? > 75. done it at your or the MOS's house while the parents were home? > 76. described a sexual experience to a separate party? > 77. committed statutory rape? > 78. been the object of travel/traveled 100 miles or more for sexual activity? > 79. impregnated a woman/been impregnated? > 80. arranged/had an abortion? > 81. displaced a roommate by staying with a MOS for one or more nights? > 82. shacked up with a MOS for a month or more? > 83. tasted semen? > 84. been propositioned by a prostitute or a pimp? > 85. accepted? > 86. had anal intercourse? > 87. had a Wasserman V.D. test? > 88. actually had V.D.? > 89. picked a strange MOS for a sexual purpose? > 90. engaged in group sex? > 91. engaged in sadism or masochism for sexual enjoyment? > 92. been propositioned by a homosexual? > 93. accepted? > 94. been masturbated by a member of the same sex? > 95. been orally stimulated by a member of the same sex? > 96. engaged in sex which constites a Federal offence? > 97. engaged in transvestitism for sexual enjoyment? > 98. committed rape/been raped forcibly? > 99. fondled a pre-pubescent after you reached puberty? > 100. committed beastiality? > > The average score is about 45, based on a testing of students at UCSD. > > 0-14 Amoral (Rapists and Frat Boys) > 15-44 huh! Do you want to go out? > 45-59 Corruptible, could be a lot of fun. > 60-84 Either under eight years old or "saving themselves for marriage". > 85-100 Too bright white to see without sun glasses. > -- > ############################################################################# > # Jim"Bitter"Goldstein | The Sick Views I Express Are Those Of My Own Sick &# > # hook@mcl.ucsb.edu | Twisted Mind And In No Way Are These Views Similar # > # _____________________| To The Sick & Twisted Views Of My Employer! # > # /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\# > # Knowledge is Power!!! Now if I could only get motivated to study!!!!! :( # > ############################################################################# > > > >