Forwarded message: >From vanhoose Sat Oct 16 19:00:16 1993 Date: Sat, 16 Oct 93 19:00:15 -0400 From: Todd E. Van Hoosear <vanhoose> To: todd Subject: Something CatholicDate: Thu, 10 Jun 93 22:57:41 -0400 From: Todd E. Van Hoosear <todd> To: &friends, &comm Subject: Something Catholic
Okay, here's some more funny stuff...
:) Todd (:
Forwarded joke follows:
Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny From: stachnik@hpcupt1.cup.hp.com (George Stachnik)
Last Sunday, the priest at our local Catholic church began his sermon with a supposedly true story...
"I was on a plane last week, flying from Chicago to California, when we ran into some very severe turbulence. As it got worse, the passengers became more and more alarmed, and finally even the stewardesses began to look concerned. Finally, one of them came over to me and said, "Father, this is really frightening. Do you suppose you could... I don't know... 'Do something Catholic?'"
"So I took up a collection."
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