Barney Hate Mail (fwd)

Todd E. Van Hoosear ((no email)) Sat, 16 Oct 1993 20:49:54 -36803936 (EDT) 


Forwarded message:
>From vanhoose Sat Oct 16 18:59:51 1993
Date: Sat, 16 Oct 93 18:59:50 -0400
From: Todd E. Van Hoosear <vanhoose>
To: todd
Subject: Barney Hate Mail


Date: Mon, 7 Jun 93 17:16:41 -0400
From: Todd E. Van Hoosear <todd>
To: &friends
Subject: Barney Hate Mail (fwd)


Here's another interesting post from Usenet (found by Geoff).


For more interesting discussion on the evils of Barney, please tune your newsgroup dial to alt.barney.dinosaur.die.die.die.


:) Todd (:


Forwarded Usenet post follows:


From: drh3049@rigel.tamu.edu (HILL, DAVID R)
Newsgroups: alt.barney.dinosaur.die.die.die
Subject: Eachus=Barney lover
Date: 11 May 1993 16:06 CDT
Organization: Texas A&M University, Academic Computing Services
Lines: 43
Distribution: world
Message-ID: <11MAY199316064115@rigel.tamu.edu>


Kevin, Kevin, Kevin ... I enjoy a cruel laugh at your expense.  You still
have yet to get my name right, so I doubt very seriously that you could
send your jihad (read that-both members of your insipid little cult) after
me and get the right state, let alone the right university.


You must suffer from a terrible inferiority complex.  That is alll that I
can think of.  No rational person would make some outlandish claim (ie-
to be the "anti-pope" of a fallacious church) and then back down when asked
for proof of his claims (ie-any proof of a single anti-barney, rather than
two, such as I have postulated).


In fact, when I presented a claim that ran contrary to your beliefs, you
refused to even consider that you might be mistaken.  I realize that the
concept of two anti-barneys is difficult for squirrel worshippers to grasp,
so I will go over it again for you.  Barney is so evil, that no one anti-
barney can hope to defeat him.  Elvis is an anti-barney because the music
of the king is proof against the insipid music of Barney.  Never have I
ever claimed that Elvis is a messiah.  You made that part up, Kevin.  It
is the memory and music of the king that will defeat Barney.  Snoopy is
an anti-barney because he represents good, wholesome childrens' programming
and as such is an example against the evils of Barney.


I have also enjoyed the fact that you have finally realized that you cannot
stand up to the truth that I post here, hence your weak attempt to hide from
me under the excuse of "finals".  If you truly were the great prophet you
would like us to believe you to be, you would not need to study.


That is about all I have to say to you, except for this, Kevin (which is
High Yiddish for "he that worships the Purple Dinosaur and tries to gain
followers for it while masquereading as an anti-pope and molesting squirrels
and ignoring the truth of the anti barneys of Elvis and Snoopy") ...
anyone who would mistake a heinous device of torture such as the comfy chair
for a device of carnal pleasure (something you did in one of your last posts
and tried to attribute to me) is a really sick puppy who needs to be "dealt
with...with extreme prejudice".


Now, go away, or I shall taunt you yet again, you son of a silly person.


Die, Barney


Dave, taunter of false prophets