Forwarded message: >From vanhoose Sun Oct 10 13:19:33 1993 Date: Sun, 10 Oct 93 13:19:33 -0400 From: Todd E. Van Hoosear <vanhoose> To: todd Subject: Navel Top Ten List X-Status:From: Judith M Berkowitz <berkowi1@student.msu.edu> Subject: top ten alternative uses for a navel (fwd) To: vanhoose@student.msu.edu Date: Sat, 20 Mar 93 7:18:59 EST X-Mailer: ELM [version 2.3 PL11] X-Status:
> > TOP TEN ALTERNATIVE USES FOR A NAVEL ("INNIE") > > 10. Pen and pencil tip warmer. > 9. Hidden vault for valuable lint. > 8. Ashtray for one. > 7. Convenient spaghetti serving measure. > 6. Penthouse overlooking the forest for rich relatives of your worker ants > from your ant farm 5. Emergency ink reservoir for those important documents needing to be signed > with a quill > 4. Convenient (?) shot glass > 3. Lucrative vacation resort for the Ti-D-Bowl man and his friends. > 2. A bird bath. > 1. Candle stick. > >