Forwarded message: >From vanhoose Tue Oct 5 11:27:26 1993 Date: Tue, 5 Oct 93 11:27:25 -0400 From: Todd E. Van Hoosear <vanhoose> To: todd Subject: Office Gossip (Zippers) X-Status:Date: Tue, 15 Dec 92 21:50:21 -0500 From: Todd E. Van Hoosear <todd> To: &friends Subject: Office Gossip (Zippers)
In case you haven't been keeping current in some of the more humorous newsgroups....
:) Todd (:
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Newsgroups: alt.tasteless Path: msuinfo!caen!zaphod.mps.ohio-state.edu!magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu!csn!teal.csn.org!bediger From: bediger@teal.csn.org (Bruce Ediger) Subject: Office Gossip Message-ID: <Bz2rsw.ABD@csn.org> Summary: Michelle told me this. Keywords: crank. zipper. NSA. Kibo. Sender: news@csn.org (news) Organization: Claude Balls Society of America Date: Fri, 11 Dec 1992 03:17:18 GMT Lines: 33
A woman who works at the same office I do told me this story:
There was a friend of mine, we'll call her Mary. Anyway, the long lasting joke between Mary and her husband was that each morning Mary would ask her husband to zip up the back of her dress.
The joke was, sometimes he would and sometimes he would pretend he did. Before Mary would realize that she had fallen for this old prank again, she would either be at work, or be in transit to work. She would have to recruit somebody to zip her up. Since there was only one other woman where she worked, sometimes finding a prospect was pretty funny.
Mary finally found the day to avenge herself. She came home to find her husband working on his car. His body from the waist up was under the car, leaving the bottom half fully exposed. Seizing the opportunity, she crept up, jerked his zipper down, and yanked out his penis (he doesn't wear underwear). She ran into the house feeling very proud of herself.
While in the process of running to her bedroom, she ran into her husband. She felt sick and insisted on knowing who exactly was working on the car outside. Her husband told her it was their neighbor and wanted to know why Mary was so upset. When the went outside, here was the scenario:
The neighbor still under the car, with his penis lying limply to one side. He had been so surprised at what had happened, that he sat up and smacked his head on the underside of the car, knocking him out cold.
To this day, he won't work on that car again, but he did have a wild affair with Mary.