Forwarded message: >From vanhoose Tue Oct 5 11:22:21 1993 Date: Tue, 5 Oct 93 11:22:21 -0400 From: Todd E. Van Hoosear <vanhoose> To: todd Subject: More Blonde Jokes X-Status:Date: Wed, 10 Jun 92 09:28 EDT To: todd@cl-next4.cl.msu.edu From: "Todd.VanHoosear" <13501TEV@msu.edu> Subject: ACK! NOT ANOTHER BLONDE!!
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--- -------------( Forwarded letter follows )-------------------------- Date: Monday, 18 November 1991 5:11pm ET To: Microlab-Monitors From: Yonas.Fisseha@MSU Subject: ACK! NOT ANOTHER BLONDE!!this will be the last of the jokes for a while, at least until i have more time.
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Q: Why do blondes tattoo their zipcode under their belly button? A: So they can get the male into the right box.
Q: Why don't blondes have elevator jobs? A: They don't know the route.
Q: Why do blondes use white-out on their computer screens? A: They couldn't find their eraser.
Q: How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs? A: She fell out of a tree.
Q: How do you change a blonde's mind? A: Blow in her ear.
Q: What is the similarity between Santa Claus, The Tooth Fairy and a Smart Blonde? A: They are all make believe.
Q: What do blondes and cow chips have in common? A: The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
Q: Why don't blondes eat pickles? A: They can't get their face in the jar.
Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Give her M&M's and tell her to put them in alpabetical order.
Q: What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it? A: A thought.
Q: Why do blondes work seven days a week? A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.
Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.
* Origin: GASLIGHT MAIL Another Day Another Joke (1:391/1040.0)